Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

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Abortion.

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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this website is a bad joke

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

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what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

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A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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haha look at that guys shirt! what's wrong with it? i don't know.. nothing i guess

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The question just posed is unanswerable, as in order to state the reasoning for the chicken crossing the road, one would have to assume the a chicken has a concept of 'road'. As the chicken is an avant, we can safely say that it has no need of pavements/ sidewalks or roads. As a result, it cannot possibly have an incentive for doing so. Consider the following hypothetical analogy: you are walking in a forest, and you unknowingly cross another animals scent trail. You cannot possibly say WHY you walked across the scent trail, as you didn't know it was there. You can state your reasoning for walking in the first place, but not for crossing that specific scent trail. In conclusion, this question is unanswerable, due to the chicken's lack of knowledge about roads.

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whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

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What do you call a nun who is just walking around? A Roman Catholic

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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Pilot: We need to lighten the load of this plane Italian: I'll throw out these pizzas, there are too many of them in my country Mexican: I will throw out these tacos, there are just too many of them in my country The american stares in horror at the two men, the pizza and tacos were their only food and they were lost in the Himalayas.

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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