- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

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