What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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Women's Rights

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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deez nuts

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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