There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

say it ten times fast: oh

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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