- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have cancer. And you're next.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

NASCAR being considered a sport.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

The FCC

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

FOX News: Fair and balanced

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

you see theres this guy.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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