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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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