- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

There's my tractor.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

Jesus Christ

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

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