- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

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