Potassium? K.

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a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

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Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

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What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

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what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

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Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

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What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

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What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

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knock knock Goodbye

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How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

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A van drives into a car.

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Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

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What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

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Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

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How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

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Anti Joke

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