What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

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An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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Anti Joke

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