- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

Dead girls can't say no.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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