2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

If you just read this, You're dead.

What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

You're welcome. On to the next house.

why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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