- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

What's big and purple? Barney

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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