Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

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I will create more jobs for americans

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

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What's big and purple? Barney

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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This is an anti-joke.

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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