what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. They never got their answer, because god doesn't exist.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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A midget walked under a bar.

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

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What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

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:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

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how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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A fat man walked into a hot dog.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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