What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

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Once upon a time a was born

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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