- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

A man died.

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

You know what's funny? Rape

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

Q:what is the most annoying word that means nothing? A:every word has a meaning your question is invalid. ~Phish <3

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

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