- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who`s there me oh come in

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

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