LeBron in the fourth quarter

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what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

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How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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Dwarf Shortage

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

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If you have a stroke, call 000

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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