When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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