Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

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rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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