- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Potassium? K.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

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