- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

You dropped something.... Yo lip

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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