Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt says thanks.

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What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

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Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

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What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

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What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

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Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

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