- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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