Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Where's my baby??

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

The Blonde walked into a wall.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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