3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

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Anti Joke

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