Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

your mama's so fat... that's it

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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