What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

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my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

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What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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why cant fat people walk because they are fat

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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quantum physics?

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