- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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