- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

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