- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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