Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

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i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

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What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

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Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

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what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

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How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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what did the man say to the other man? hey

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what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

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You always hear of the 9/11 stories where people who work in the World Trade Centers were late that day or home sick or whatever. My mom also worked there. It was a normal morning, got up to make us breakfast, got us to school on time, the whole bit. After having to do all that stuff, she actually got to work on time, and she died in the attack.

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What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

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That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

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What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

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What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

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Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

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Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

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Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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