- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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