You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

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how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

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Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

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why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

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Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

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why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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You dropped something.... Yo lip

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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