- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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