Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

What do you call a group of asians? China.

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

My dad beats my mom At checkers

A homeless person dies.

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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