- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

does this look unsure to you?

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

What do you call a group of asians? China.

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

What do apples taste like? Apples.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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