What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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knock knock you may come in

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Small breasts.

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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I got shot, you laughed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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