George W. Bush

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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The Aristocrats

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There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

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apple pie.

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What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

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Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

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A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

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CHEEZECAKE

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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