Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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Women's rights

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Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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does this look unsure to you?

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

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A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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