- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

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