- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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