- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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