- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

My jeans

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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