- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

say it ten times fast: oh

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

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