Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

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How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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what are you mike bibby?

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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