- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

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