Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

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how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

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What do you call a leper in a spa bath? Say excuse me Sir (or Madam), I notice you have leprosy, did you know that it is treatable? MDT for multibacillary leprosy consists of rifampicin, dapsone, and clofazimine taken over 12 months. Dosages adjusted appropriately for children and adults are available in all primary health centres in the form of blister packages.[17] Single dose MDT for single lesion leprosy consists of rifampicin, ofloxacin, and minocycline. The move toward single-dose treatment strategies has reduced the prevalence of disease in some regions, since prevalence is dependent on duration of treatment. World Leprosy Day was created to draw awareness to leprosy and its sufferers

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Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

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Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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