Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

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