- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

i like turtles

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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