- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

America

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

asians have slitted eyes lol

Actually it was me Josh brown

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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