- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

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