Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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