- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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