what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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"Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave."

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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A man walks into a bar and sees another man crying at the other end he asked what's wrong the man replies well its a long story I have time replyed the other man ok well me and my wife are always arguing. So I divided to go to the library after hours of reading I see a book about history and as im reading it its time to go home and when I was going to check it out I forgot my library card I get home and me and my wife make up and have a baby thats not bad at all said the other man yea you've never lost ur library card

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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Why? Why not?

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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