What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

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Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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Faithful men.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

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two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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