Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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