- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

your mom was so fat that she died.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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