what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

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Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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