- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

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Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

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