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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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