- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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