- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to my sunglasses?

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

Albert <3 Hunter

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

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