- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

What did the kid say to Santa? Nothing, he was a goat.

How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

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