An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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2 * 2 * 2 * 3 * 2417

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

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A Fairly ghetto African-American male and a Korean Merchant pass each other on the streets of L.A. two weeks after the Rodney King riots, what happens? The merchant nods his head to say hello to the African-American and the African-American male does the same and they both live out sucessful lives. By the way the African-American just got accepted to Harvard on a scholarship program.

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You: That was awful. Me: You know what else is awful? You: What? Me: This joke.

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what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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Yes

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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