If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

guess what what ...

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

HELLO EVERYONE

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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