- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

What do you call a banana? A banana.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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