- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Yo Momma So Fat!

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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